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Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

She only wants to talk about relationships and girl stuff anyway. In the meantime you can flirt with the other girls on the dance floor.

Buy her a nice meal, so that she knows what she owes you in exchange for the meal.

First, if you're not familiar with the book The Rules here is a summary of "The Rules" in the book, which you need to know to understand the satire.

Or do an Google Search to search for web pages discussing this book. Learn enough to get by and look cool, though you won't need it much after you have her hooked.

And more to the point, keep yourself free in case something comes up elsewhere, if you know what I mean. You love horses, paris, chick movies, sushi and Meryl Streep. Don't be scared to eventually talk to her about "the relationship" -- girls go for this. Pretend like you're not super eager to get laid but drop the hint with gentle physical contact.

If you call and she's not available, act real hurt, make it seem like you will end the relationship if she does this a lot. It is nice to date easy chicks and all and get laid on the first date, but some of the hottest ones like to wait a date.

What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - not both. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

Compare -- 5 seconds of your time each day to put down the seat vs. And they don't like us staring at other girls' either. Anyway, they're watching for this so don't get caught. Drop hints and pretend like some day you want to be married to her, but don't actually do it.

You can even get engaged if you want to lock in some regular pussy.

Well, this isn't a thing to so much try to do as a reminder to be yourself.

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